SHAME ON SHAN? NO, NED SORRY FOR SHAN

SHAME ON SHAN? NO,
NED SORRY FOR SHAN!

Idi Presley..

SHAN, she who was amongst the lots to GEORGE our Star Prince and Torch Bearer when he took home his delectable REGINA, SHAN the self righteous GEORGE who painted the streets of Instagram with words not befitting of a cultured woman, yes same Shan!

SHAME ON SHAN, you must remember the bashing, line after line i went berserk, it was a no hold barred attacked, raging like a bull and lunging like a viper whose tail was stepped on, i went full throttle, i wasn't going to allow anyone smear the image of my principal and get away with it, no regrets!

SHAN, yesterday unlike Judy the JUDGE, this GEORGE was all smile, why? The miracle Ned has visited her, No more SHAME ON SHAN, NED NOW SORRY FOR SHAN!

Shan, who recently had a major op, recuperating fine but in need of urgent assistance, step in our charming Prince, the charismatic Ned Munir Nwoko, not one to hold a grudge no matter the depth, such perfect gentleman, bred and buttered in a goldmine, or how can we explain his heart made out of pure gold!

Yes same Shan, but most importantly same Ned, call him whatever you feel like, masturbate with his name, multiple orgasms or not he cares not about ur name calling, the day you need his help, who ur attack epp, THE MIRACLE NED will always come to your aid!

Vindictiveness, a common trait amongst Nigerians, but not our Ned, refined and well mannered, his only tool for vengeance, MORE GOODWILL!

What manner of man is this Ned we often ask, day after day we look forward in hope of  someone providing us an answer, but the more we hope, the more questions Ned leaves us, we are forced to conclude that NED IS NO ORDINARY MAN!

Yes, no more SHAME ON SHAN, get well SHAN but please don't be too hasty to GEORGE, especially when the name PRINCE NED NWOKO is involved!

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